VASELINE

By

Michael Edwin Q.

A man was taking a door to door survey on the Vaseline industry.

He knocked on my door.

He said, “Good day, sir. I represent a Vaseline company and we are taking a survey of the many ways people use Vaseline in their home. Do you happen to use Vaseline in your home?”

I said, “Yes.”

“How many ways do you use Vaseline?”

I said, “We use it for cuts, bruises and sex.”

“For sex?” he said. “How do you use if for sex?”

“We put it on the doorknob – it keeps the kids out of the room.”

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